January 2012
9 posts
I do things from the goodness of my heart. Don’t be picky or it’s no soup for you!
Style or functionally?
I’m never fully dressed unless I have on my smile :)
Do you remember the other day saying you’ll start on Monday? Guess what day it is..
Donating all the clothes I said I might wear later. That’s a bunch!
If I’m not playing Spades then it’s Tunk for a quarter.
Tip for guys: you should always have two pairs of nice dress shoes. Pair of black and a pair of brown.
Yes, Cuban B.! #quotesIsay
I really need to stop saying “umm basically” during my commentaries.
December 2011
28 posts
I put on some December weight and quite frankly I am Appalled.
note to self: stay away from People Wearing ‘2012’ Glasses.
The Magic and Thunder. The NBA has officially began for me.
oh look, how weird.. I got powdered sugar all over my face.
You always get 100% from me except for wrapping gifts. These things look horrible. Happy holidays though :)
don’t wait for THIS in order to do THAT. Take action now. A bad decision is better than no decision.
Swype and T-9 has ruined many of my punch lines!
Do Me A Solid… Ohhhhhh!
There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both!
“Don’t buy gifts; give experiences.” - The Minimalists (i.e concert, movie, sporting event tickets, a different restaurant etc..)
Sriracha in the eye… I need to slow my roll.
Fran Haasch is starting to grow on me, especially with those Holiday Greetings.
Ewwwww! Sitting back to back in the jury waiting room and the person behind me leans back and her hair gets all on the back on my neck.
Trying to figure out why The General hangs out with a penguin?
It’s not too early to start thinking about next year’s goals. I have some things I definitely need to try.
Went on an online shopping spree all before 8am. I think I got issues? The hair that bit me says at lunch order something from groupon.
“Leather trench coat with gold piping. That’s high class white trash right there son.”
For my foodies who document their daily eats: http://goo.gl/J6OhP
Florida came in at No. 33 in the America’s Health Rankings of healthiest states. I need to blow this joint and go to Vermont.
The #NBA trade rumors this is nuts. If the @Lakers get Howard & Paul, it’s going to make one hell of an East West Battle w/the @MiamiHeat
Does jury duty on Monday count as a three day weekend?
Tmobile texts are coming in hours late. If you get something from me late. Sorry, it’s not a booty call.
I just said something that made no sense what so ever and it flew. Haha!
Eggnog! That’s what’s up.
Can’t wait to see what goals I want for 2012. With you all cheering me on, anything is possible.
Started training in Feb to participate in tomorrow’s event and am thankful for your support. Lost 30lbs in the process to meet this goal.
Shut the front door! @omarmorales thanks for the heads up on that $2 meatball sammich at subway
@josavaget: “shorty you should leave the club with me right after this song….” ♫ http://blip.fm/~18wxax
November 2011
48 posts
This has been in my head all day, “too hot to handle, too cold to hold” and I can’t stop saying it.
The end of a great month is upon us. Now I can shave and trim the melon.
Random thought: the only Plastic Man cartoon I can remember is the one with his son getting a hair cut.
you say you got skeletons in your closet, I got aliens in my basement.
Some of his new joints are getting multiple plays on my playlist :) ♫ http://blip.fm/~18vm24
no caffeine needed because I’m on a natural high, lovin’ it!
Selling my thoughts on ebay. Got a millionaire’s mindset and it’s time to act on them.
Jury Duty on the 12th. How nice.
loving this jam! ♫ http://blip.fm/~18uhqj
Marketing tip: Customers don’t buy products, they buy you! - Show some personality.
Already thinking of the new year and the many changes and goals I have. This year was a success and I plan to better it ten fold in #2012.
I have turtle beach hair.
Uncharted 3 has been completed. Another awesome Thanksgiving game-a-thon has been wrapped up.